I just beat an x navy guy in a swimming race.
heh heh...
~Oneazn2nv
I woke up this morning with my arm behind my head...
I couldn't feel it at all... I wonder if I would have slept through it longer if my arm would have fallen off.
~Oneazn2nv
So I'm headed home from the studio last night and... I get pulled over.
I stop at the stop sign and there's this red car on my left that stops
at the same time... He then steals the right of way from me... No
big deal right? I'm kinda pissed... He pulls in front and i follow...
he slows down to 5 miles an hour!!! WTF?? I'm sitting pretty close
behind the guy and decide... maybe this guy's just looking for
directions. So I back off (I nearly come to a complete
stop. So then I figure... I might as well go around this guy. We
are in a residential area and he's going 5 miles an hour... So I signal
and go around him...
(Lights flashing)
Phil: What the? You're kidding right. (pulls over and turns off the engine... Rolls down the window)
Stew Pidassole Cop: Your driver's license please.
Phil: Is there any reason why you pulled me over?
Stew Pidassole Cop: For several reasons and I'll tell you why once you give me your driver's license.
Phil: Here. (Hands him the driver's license)
Stew Pidassole Cop: First of all, I didn't think you were going to stop
at that stop sign, so I was a bit concerned for my safety. Then
you tailgated me. And then you passed me 200 feet before an
intersection. If you don't know why I pulled you over, perhaps
you should consult your driver's handbook.
Phil: 
Stew Pidassole Cop: Have a safe night. (Hands the driver's license back and takes off)
WTH!? friggin cops! He had no good reason to pull me over. I should
have gotten his badge number. I would have liked for him to give
me a ticket so I could kick his butt in court.
~Oneazn2nv
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