April 27, 2006

  • Bring your kids to work day!

    Once you break your arm, step to the left so other kids can jump!

    ~Oneazn2nv

April 24, 2006

  • Your Life Path Number is 11
    Your purpose in life is to inspire others

    Your amazing energy draws people to you, and you give them great insight in return.
    You hold a great amount of power over others, without even trying.
    You have the makings of an inventor, artist, religious leader, or prophet.

    In love, you are sensitive and passionate. You connect with your partner on a very deep level.

    You have great abilities, but you are often way too critical of yourself.
    You don't fit in - and instead of celebrating your differences, you dwell on them.
    You have high expectations of yourself. But sometimes you set them too high and don't achieve anything.

April 22, 2006

  • Critiques

    Critiques...
    How about a critique on a critique?
    Do you like critiques or do you not like them?

    ~Oneazn2nv

April 18, 2006

  • Fixed!

    I once did some acting for a DVD suppliment to a Chinese / English
    textbook. I remember one of the lines saying "I'm mending a bicycle"
    Mending a bicycle? Don't you mean "fixing" and of course the British
    born native speaker said "No it's mending."... Okay!

    I mended my car today. I blew a fuse getting my glove box open so I had
    to mend it.  YES! my power locks and my hazard lights work
    again.  Now when I run out of gas on the freeway (last friday) I
    can hit my hazard lights and not look like a complete asian driver - Er
    I mean jerk.

    ~Oneazn2nv

April 17, 2006

  • I've got a case of the mundays... So i've been told. *belch*

    ~Oneazn2nv

April 15, 2006

  • "Case of the missing person"

    Written by Jackie Wong,

    Directed by Philip Jang

    Come see it Sunday April 16th at Pathway community church 10AM

    Featuring a live dance coreographed by Erica Owyoung

    Happy Easter!

    ~Oneazn2nv

April 14, 2006

  • (Disclaimer: This conversation didn't happen)

    Jesse: What do terrorists do?
    Phil: They like to blow Shiite up. Shiite muslims, Shiite clerics... And other random Shiite.

    ~Oneazn2nv

April 12, 2006

  • My boss always gives me these weird challanges... like this one...

    What's the terminal velocity of an english Swallow. ( I'm assuming European, not African you monty python fans)
    It was obviously a reference to that joke, but I thought I'd come up
    with the answer anyways... I'm not sure if this is correct, but I know
    Math majors might like to try to tackle it.

    If not The answer I came up with is below.

    Answer: 9.569 m/s
    Assuming:
    The English swallow is 20 grams,
    wingspan is 28 cm.
    Falling through a consistant atmospheric density of 1.224 (earth's atmosphere with no wind)
    And that it falls beak first.

    ~Oneazn2nv

  • Tuesday night was puzzling to say the least...

    Craig's birthday party was very odd... Since when did it become
    tradition for guys that turn 21 to get punched in the balls by his
    friends??? I'm glad I turned 21 before this tradition started...

    Ken: Hey Craig
    Craig: hey Ken...
    Ken: How you feelin Craig?
    Craig: Not too bad. (Pow)  Youch! That freakin hurts.

    What the heck??

    I finally rescued my iPod from my glove compartment last night...
    It took a coat hanger and a lot frustration...

    ~Oneazn2nv

April 10, 2006

  • Last nights bout with Sleep paralysis...

    I was trying to go to sleep and the first time, I started to drift to
    sleep, there was this girl standing at a doorway and she said not to
    open it.  I opened it anyways, and there was this grey skinned
    goul behind the door, He started chasing me.  I tried to force
    myself awake, and I opened my eyes but could not move.  Nate was
    still awake and I told him about what had happened.  Then it
    happened to me again, this time I started dreaming that I was watching
    a news broadcast on television, then the screen started going fuzzy,
    (like that grey snow) and the newscaster's image started turning into
    the fuzzy stuff and he started to push his way out of the
    television.  I woke up again, but could not move.  I could
    see Nate on the other side of the room, but I couldn't move. 
    After about 10 seconds, I was finally able to move again...

    In Sleep paralysis, your only true enemy is yourself. The trick is to
    keep your imagination from running wild, or else you start to
    hallucinate.

    This usually happens when I've had little to no sleep the night before.

    ~Oneazn2nv